she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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