My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
lets start a swedish sibling band together
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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