Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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