i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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