I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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