If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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