Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Welp...herpes.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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