if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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