that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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