Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
