carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You need Xanax blowdarts
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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