I think I just saw someone hide a body.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Randomize