I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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