where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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