But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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