Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
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He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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