I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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