its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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