either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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