Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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