watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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