I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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