we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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