how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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