It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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