Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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