Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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