I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Randomize
