you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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