we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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