I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I can't turn off my feet"
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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