I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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