He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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