Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Randomize
