I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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