Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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