i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
that is very illegal...i love you.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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