he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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