So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
