Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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