Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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