Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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