I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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