my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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