Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Everything about him screamed your future.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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