that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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