I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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