all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
What a dumb baby whore.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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