Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize