that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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