i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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