Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
The feeling are messing with the penis
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Randomize
