nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
me + whiskey = a bad person
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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