if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Success! We fucked roommates!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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