I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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