Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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